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A NASCAR stock car driver and the son of NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt. He won two consecutive championships driving in NASCAR's Busch series in 1998 and 1999. He has 18 victories in the Cup series and over 40 wins overall. His cool demeanor, modesty and charitable work are just some of the factors which have rocketed him to stardom.
"My driver isn't as popular as Dale Jr, ergo Jr sucks and is not skilled."
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Popular driver that has minimal skill at driving and is very good at selling t-shirts
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The son of the redneck god, Dale Earnhardt Sr.. He does burnouts for our sins on Sundays.
"ALL HAIL DALE EARNHARDT JR!"
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a driver that has become famous for not only winning the daytona 500 in 2004, but for winning 2 straight busch series titles and more nextel cup races then 90% of his competition. he is also popular for helping break the infamous redneck stereotype, and acheiving rock star status in more ways then one, as a drummer for the rock band "Bridge". also known as nascar's most popular driver for 2, about to be 3, years in a row.
...and Dale Earnhardt Jr. Wins the Daytona 500!!!!
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Represented by the number 8. To rednecks and pro-southern white trash who aren't actual Christians, this man is The Redneck Jesus. He is literally worshiped by many people throughout the South and even the lower regions of the Midwest.
The millions of NASCAR fans (or followers) watch or attend the races to worship their savior: Dale Earnhardt, Jr., the Redneck Jesus.
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1.) Overexposed NASCAR driver who wouldn't be half as famous as he is if he didn't have his father's name. (see: media whore)
2.) One who turns left in a stripped-down family sedan for 4 hours. (see: boring, mindnumbing, and trivial)
3.) One who lacks any real driving ability. (see: talentless)
4.) One who crashes and burns on road courses with right-hand turns, no matter how slight they may be. (see: unintentional drifter, granny shifter, handbrake whore, and noob)
Poor Mr. Earnhardt... Flying off the course and bursting into flames on that 10-degree right-hand turn...
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An openly gay NASCAR driver.
Wouldn't his father shit if he knew June Bug was gay?
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