Damage Controlman

1. Responsible for maintaing repair lockers, training ships crew in all aspects of damage control.
2. Worthless ass-hats that do nothing but eat chips, drink soda, and play spades.
3. One who pawns his work and resposibitlies on to another.
4. Has the intellegince of a dingleberry.

Hey, werent you supposed to perform open heart surgery this afternoon?
Ya, I had the intern do it for me.
Dude, your such a DCman.

Have you seen my baseball?

Damn, your house looks like shit. Didnt you hire a housekeeper?
Ya, turns out she was a damage controlman.

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