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As spoken of in Creole folklore, a manchild of human origin, believed to carry mystical powers. Often times over looked by individuals as being a normal person, this being is a combination of pure energy and raw emotion! He is highly intelligent and is believed to have been born to a virgin. While still a child he was cursed with the ability to foresee future events and has the remarkable habit of disappearing. It is said he will one day rise as leader to battle the evils that plauge his people.
Guy : You seen Dameon?
Girl : Yeah, he was just right there....!
Guy : Stop playing...I'm for real!
Girl : Seriously, he just told me you was about to come
over here and ask me that!
Guy: So where'd he go then?
Girl: I dont know...he probably somewhere gettin it in..!
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A large or irrepressible force that has somehow taken matrial form.Often found near natural disasters, and hence worshipped by the Aztecs as gods, pronounced "Oh!Shititsawme".
Some famous historical incarnations of Dameons include:
Chuck Norris
Godzilla
Krakatoa
The meteorite the killed the dinosaurs
Carcharodon megalodon
Witness:We tried to annex the next village, but a dameon struck. Nobody made it out alive.
Skeptic:Nobody?
Witness:Nobody
Skeptic:You are an idiot
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One of the most wonderful guys you’ll meet. He’s romantic and thoughtful. Makes sure he has time for you, and makes sure he knows you’re loved.
Aubrey: Dang that guy treats her so well!
Claire: He must be a Dameon
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A shy, but badass guy. He is a great boyfriend, even though he can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
Serina:Hey did you se Dameon today?
Emma:Yeah, i wish i was his girlfriend
Serina:Yeah,me too.
Emma: He is so sexy but has a sweet side to him...
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The most retarded fucking Mexican you can ever find, hes just fucking retarded
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