Dan Yanez

(noun)- A kid who thinks he's tuff at soccer but ultimately has no neck whatsoever. Also enjoys penis, in or around his mouth and rectum.

(adj)- a lil ass boi who thinks he's a drinking tank but ends up killing himself.

"Hey, what's up? do you play soccer?"
"Yeah, I do. I have no neck and I'm gay too!
"hey bro save 10 shots for me tonight"
"Nah bro stop being a Dan Yanez"

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