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Daniel Day Lewis is a god among men. He lives with mankind, tricking them into believing he's just another human being. He most certainly has killed a man. He has collected enough scalps to fill a tanned and cured bear's stomach.
After becoming President of the United States, he went into a Baltimore Best Buy and just started freeing employees.
No one knows what DDL did with the eye he carved out of himself to prepare for Gangs of New York. Nor does anyone know the name of the drifter he plucked his new eye from, optic nerve still attached, pausing only to turn it back on the man, so his last sight was his own horrified visage.
Daniel Day Lewis is the REAL Chuck Norris. He ripped his own face off just to make a point but it immediately grew back into the handsome, badass visage we know and love today.
Guy: Hey, who is that badass dude that looks just like Abraham Lincoln?
Girl: That's Daniel Day Lewis, method acting his way into another Oscar. Don't mess with him because he will kill you and eat your face off.
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The best actor alive. He is reknowned for being the most selective actor in holywood, accepting a new roll every three years for which he is paid an enormous sum.
He is also known for taking method acting to its extreme, staying in character whilst off set and preparing for his roles long before filming starts.
Daniel Day Lewis is a pleasant reminder that Hollywood hasn't entirely substituted good actors for pretty faces.
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The god who invented acting, and acting well.
Did you see Daniel Day-Lewis in...it doesn't matter. It was fucking great.
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The name given to someone who is an awesome actor and doesn't sell-out to make crappy blockbusters made by Spielberg like the fag Tom Cruise.
It is my name!!!!!!
Dude! You're totally a Daniel Day-Lewis!
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When you have to take a shit, and "There Will Be Blood"
I ate so much food at Ruth's Chris last night. I'm gonna have to take a Daniel Day Lewis
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August 22 will be a day where we can celebrate how much we appreciate Danielle Cohn. It’s also a day to lie about your age
“Hey it’s Danielle Cohn day let’s go around twerking in the splits and racking up those tips”
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August 22nd is Danielle Cohn Day, because that is the day she posted that wonderful tiktok video in the Harvard shirt, and none of us will ever view Harvard the same again.
*2050*
Ricki: HEY MOM! Look at this dance I made in honor of Danielle Cohn Day! *starts dancing like Danielle Cohn, wearing minimal clothing*
Mom: oh honey that’s great !
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