Danny D

Top singer/ songwriter. IT has the voice on an angel, the kind of voice to make you cry on a hot summers day. Her/ his/ it’s grandfather is their saviour, and she is his angel, you will get emotional just thinking about it. Danny D has bad bowels so if you’re around them and it gets a bit stinky I’d back away. But it always brings you back in with the enormous rack it carries around.. Listen up to Triple J’s top 100 with you’re friends this year, I have a feeling Danny D is going to be #1 so you don’t wanna miss it.

Girl 1: hey turn up the radio This songs is awesome

Girl 2: omg ITS DANNY D *turns up radio*
Girl 1: wow Danny d is my inspiration

*both girls start crying*

Danny D

when someone messes up a joke or fails in anyway.

-errrrr what was i saying?
- dont do a Danny D on us man!

-my ice cream is warm
-shut it Danny D

-snow people, not snow men!
-what the hell Danny D

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