Dante’s Bubbles

The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.

Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.

Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.

The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.

After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.