Darius Rucker

1. Someone I am "blacker" than.

2. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X who made Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

3. Someone who is clearly #'s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of Hootie and the Blowfish, Burger King jingles, and subsequent "country" music "career".

4. Carlton Banks with a Southern drawl.

Commercial Director: "We need to find an African-American celebrity to wear a foam cowboy hat and play the ukulele for our new Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle, but...

Producer: "Yeah, so what's the problem?

Commercial Director: "...no one is that much of an Uncle Tom!"

Producer: "I have Darius Rucker on speed dial."

Commercial Director: "Perfect!!!"

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Darius Rucker

A great country music artist. Has put out a few albums, most of them top the charts. He sings so good its hard to believe he is black.

Clay: That Darius Rucker dude sings pretty good.

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