A girl you meet on the beach at night that sounds and looks good in the dark, but when you take her into the light, she's ugly.
Tim: Dude did you hook up with that girl last night?
Heidecker: No way bro, she was a total Dark Face.
Tim: Gross!!!
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A girl/guy whose face is so ugly you can still see it when your tapping her in complete darkness.
Man:Do you mind if I wear this blindfold? You have a glow in the dark face.
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