Darth Ire

A Dark Lord of the Sith...
1. That can shred like it's nobody's business on a guitar.
2. Has mad kung fu skills.

3. Gets the bitches.

4. Can wrestle a knife from a bear in a bar fight.

"Did you see Darth Ire get the bitches?"
"Totally, he used his awesome kung fu skills."

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