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darth vader

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.

I wish he was MY dad.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

2314๐Ÿ‘ 288๐Ÿ‘Ž


darth vader

a sexual act in which a man holds a woman up against a wall by the throat and has rigorous sexual intercourse with her while repeatedly asking where the rebel base is.

girl: I like it rough

guy: Well hell if you like it rough im gonna go darth vader on you later.

by Mac Breezy April 14, 2008

292๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


darth vader

Only the biggest bad ass ever

The dark side is awsome, we got Darth Vader, bitch.

by Matt Gualdarrama May 3, 2005

480๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


darth vader

Once known as Anakin Skywalker, he was turned to the Dark Side of the Force. When Obi-Wan Kenobi tried one final time to turn him back, they battled. During the dual, Anakin was knocked into a pit of molten lava. He emerged as nothing more than an empty human body. He was barely alive. Thus, a big, scary black suit was made that forced him to breathe and took care of his body. Later, he and his son, Luke Skywalkar fought. Near the end of the battle, Luke, in a fit of rage, cut off Vader's right hand and destroyed the control panel on the big black suit. Darth Vader, doomed to die, watched his son being tortured by Emperor Palpatine. Finally, he came to his senses. Emperor Palpatine was hoisted with one hand and launched into the Death Star's reactor core. Anakin Skywalker was reborn in that moment, and he died trusting the good side of the Force. Now an apparition, he watches Luke from afar through all of his adventures.

"The ability to blow up a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

"Impressive. Most impressive."

"You are beaten."
- Darth Vader

"Luke... You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right..."

- Anakin Skywalker's last words

by Keegster April 25, 2003

617๐Ÿ‘ 155๐Ÿ‘Ž


darth vader

The coolest cinematic villain in existance, that is until the...what? Padme?


*dramatic pause*


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Darth Vader is cool, but uh...just don't talk about Padme...

by Cheesebadger July 2, 2005

648๐Ÿ‘ 226๐Ÿ‘Ž


darth vader

The most feared Sith lord in the galaxy. Helped the Emperor construct 2 Death Stars and nearly wiped out the Rebels.

Do not fail Lord Vader or you will have your windpipe snapped in two by the Dark Side of the Force.

by Sith April 6, 2003

216๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


darth vader

He is the pinnacle of all evil it seems. But he is really the victim.
Once Anakin Skywalker, the boy with exceptional skills who was selfless and innocent as a child. His skills made him arrogant as he got older. He was reckless and didn't abide by Jedi rules This led to him falling in love with Padme Amidala.
He feared losing her, and as Yoda said,
'Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.'
He went to the Dark Side in order to save his wife, everything he ever does he believes he's doing for good.

He is the Chosen One, the one who brings the force back into balance.
Also father of Luke and Leia.
The whole of the Star Wars saga is about the tradgedy of Darth Vader.

(Plus he kicks ass!)

Obi-Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.

Darth Vader=Anakin Skywalker

by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

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