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Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

That moment when a Russian hitman pushes the pistol against your head and prepares to fire.

Fact: He's obsessed with money.

Target - "Eh, what do you want sir?"
*the hitman now flicked his gun safety on, pushing the barrel against the target's head*
Hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.
*he pulled the trigger*

by Aesthetix February 6, 2020

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Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

When a Russian mob hitman pushes a pistol against the back of your head.

Mob hitman: Priviyet.
Target: Yes??
*the hitman now pulls out his pistol, flicking the safety off and pushes it against the target's head*
Mob hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.

by Aesthetix February 6, 2020