Daus

D-A-W-W-S D-O-U-C-E Daus is and if you don't get it then you're just NOT DAUS

Daus it up!
You're body is so dausin'
Got daus?
Can't Daus this
Yes your dausiness, can I help you?
KAISER DAUS!
Dausinsons Disease

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DAU

Acronym for Dumb Ass User, commonly used to describe computer illiterate users of large enterprise business systems such as Oracle Applications and SAP. Often used in conjuction with syndrome, to imply they ain't gonna change. Occasionally used with experienced practitioners when they have a brain freeze.

Man, what a DAU that guy is.

Geez are u suffering from DAU Syndrome or what?

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Daus

Daus is a slang for Snus, a Swedish tobacco product

Bro can I borrow some daus?
Fuck yea dude
Thanks bro, is it Siberia? (The strongest daus in the world)

DAU

Computer related, more widely known as an initialism meaning "Dumb-Ass User", but also less commonly known as the Hacker slang (correct sense of the word, meaning a geek-like person, not a cyber criminal) term DAU stemming from the German "Dümmster Anzunehmender User ", meaning stupidest imaginable user. (Source: The Jargon File)

Even a DAU would be able to use this program!

Gah! My Dad is literally the DAU when it comes to using a printer! He has no idea what he is doing.

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Dau

That one nigga who thinks he soo cute

Dau I’m soo hot
Friend you ugly ass Nigga what you talking about

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dau ma

It means 'Hello my good friend' in Vietnamese.

Guy: Dau ma
Asian guy: fuck you say?

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Daus Paus

A saying made by our leaders "Jesu Brødre"
Daus Paus also known as "Chill en smulle og ta' en snulle" is a common routine/tradition in many danish schools
Daus Paus is all about dipping some "ordentlig skive" like for example "Siberia" (A.K.A Rød Guld), "Lyft"(A.K.A Luft) or "Oden's"(A.K.A Shit Dip)
Duas Paus is usually held every time you catch XX:14 minutes on the clock

Eldin: Damn dansk is so fucking kedeligt
Pawel: Bruv check the clock its 10:14... Daus Paus!
Eldin: Hell yea
Pawel, Eldin: *Dippin dat lyft*