Daveism

A long drawn out sentence that says nothing, ultimately. Pretty much just talking bollocks when you're not clear on what you're saying, but trying to make it sound like you do.

"... has tremendous strength in depth."
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.

Daveism

A Daveism is the term that refers to a vocabulary mistake said by someone called Dave.

It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.

Manda: "Quiz question one: name the title of Harper Lee's novel".

Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"

Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".

Daveism

"Daveism" is a form of Dictatorship used by a man called Dave in the "Republic of Dave".

He has children who want to make republics too, and Dave wants to take over the Derelict Capital:

Washington DC

Daveism is in Fallout 3. (Maybe irl too)

"Do you follow Daveism?"
"No, I'm democratic."

Daveism

The teleological theory around the universe that we are all Dave and Dave is all. Dave is the sole being in the universe however he encompases all life itself. It is a monotheistic religion that practices circle jerks 4 times daily to maintain sexual unity.

"Not funny is it tho" "Get yourself in order Dave and realise the importance of Daveism"

Daveism

A word or phrase that would only come out of the mouth of Dave.

Team, today we are going to go over chapter 11 of Weldon Long's book Consistency Selling; "The Proper and Improper Uses of Daveisms In a Cold Call".