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A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck
Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms
Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies
Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?
Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?
Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding
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1. Larger than life dick
2.When you take enough extenze or penis enlarging pills to finally achieve a "David dick"
I finally slept with a David. He got that David dick
That David gibbs will take your soul
HE HAS A REALLY REALLY TINY PENIS. WHEN HE GET ERECTION HIS PENIS ACTUALLY GOES INSIDE. HE CAN'T PEE. HE NEEDS VACUUM TO SUCK THE PEE OUT. HE GAY.
OMG. MUM I HAVE A NO DICK DAVID!!!!
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A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .
"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou
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