David Morton is a horrible human being that is hated world wide, he has a giant belly button that contains rabbits. he also likes pole dancing.
'Omg is that David Morton'
'Yes, run away, here come the rabbits'
A man who shall go to any lengths to place his phallic structure between two pieces of bread and a slice of cheese to then scream down the streets of New York ‘Cheeseburger’
Look at that guy he’s being a real ‘David Lewellyn Morton Brown’