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After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.
"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"
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The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.
David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.
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A condom gets left inside a person then someone else stretches it out and releases it causing a sting when it hits.
Jack- "I'm bored with donkey punching.
Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."
Jack- "Yahoo!"
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You get a boner and stick it through a girls boobs and get blown by the girl.
I gave your girlfriend a david and goliath last night.
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When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.
Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.
A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.
The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.
The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.
"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"