David Wallace

The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.

David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."