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Self absorbed poolside cabana sluts that take IG selfies of their assets in bikini's / thongs, while drinking white claws and hunting for rich flexing bros.
Their species range are heavily found in the Summer at all poolside DJ events in Las Vegas and Scottsdale.
Day Hoes can always be found partying at all major summer seasonal events such as Memorial weekend, 4th of July, and Labor Day.
Someone who works banker's hours as opposed to a shift worker. The regularity of their schedule as well as evenings and weekends off can be considered desirable however not challenging. To obtain one of these positions you must be either a) high ranking, b) amazing at your job, or all too often c) a malingerer or duty-shammer.
The day hoes didn't have to come in at all on Monday because it was Columbus day.
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A person that is called upon even less often than your normal booty call; a slump-buster. The last resort.
Tommy couldn't get his usual fix from his normal booty call, so he was forced to call his rainy day hoe to get the job done.
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Hoe day is when you celebrate all the hoes you know or have met in your life !have fun!
I fucked 36 men in one day. Celebrate hoe day!!
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A holiday on August 14th. One day a year where everyone; people who are single and in relationships alike, get to go out and meet or hook up with random individuals for one day and get to be as hoe-like as they want with no judgment.
Last year, on Hoe Day, I hooked up with these 2 guys that ended up being my co-workers at my new job.
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June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.
“Hey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
“Yeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”
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