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wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.

Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

by Boboli December 29, 2014


ARMY CANCELLED DAY

ARMY Cancelled Day is the 14 of October. We celebrate our freedom from the pressed army world. They ridiculed and mocked us for years, calling us toxic and trash, and finally it was enough. Freedom here we come !

President: Everyone except ARMYs
National Anthem: Me - CLC
Motto: eat ass and continue thriving

Mission: Break records, have fun, make history, show armys how pathetic they are on a daily basis
Vision: make fun of these delusional armys!

Unlike ARMY Independence Day, that is just embarrassing and pathetic, ARMY Cancelled Day is the only holiday that matters and ARMYs can stay pressed. Alexa play DOUBLE KNOT by Stray Kids

Kpoppies: h-

ARMYs: bTs pAvEd ThE wAy nOw gO DiE iN a DiTch LoSerS

Kpoppies: and thats why we need ARMY Cancelled Day

by CHRlSlTY October 14, 2019


national cancelled day

On April 29, it is the day to cancel people that need canceling. I know this day was long waited for, and it has finally come! All those toxic people are gon be gone now.

It national cancelled day! Ya toxic ass is done.

by Drip_No._Slip April 28, 2020


day cancellation

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.

Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.

by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019