Day of the Troglodyte

On November 16th, the being called a troglodyte is celebrated.
Those of 20 years of age (or older) will refer to themself and others as merely being a troglodyte.
You are free to quote anyone who participates in this festivity.

Friend 1: "hey mate how's it going?"
Friend 2: "i'm merely a troglodyte..."
Friend 1: "shoot, I forgot today's the day of the troglodyte!"