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1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive.
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1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive
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A unit of measuring the quality of an object. Typically used in conjunction with measurements.
I used the schematics you gave me for my desk, it’s dead on dick!
Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.
I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..
(n) The opposite of Whiskey Dick. The ability to maintain a massive erection while incredibly intoxicated, all the while being very physically resistant to achieving climax.
(v) To maintain an erection with little possibility of climax during the course of drunken sexual intercourse, all under the guise of great sexual performance.
"Last night I had drunk sex with my girlfriend for four hours without ever cumming. I had dead dick so bad I almost called the Cialis hotline."
"All these girls think I'm so great in bed, but really they all just got dead dicked."
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An old white man who no longer has the use of his dick and is usually an authoritative figure.
"There go those dead dicks again, making laws about women's bodies."
When a chick teases you really good and you think you're going to get laid, and then she totally stops. Like a dead arm, but more painful/important/cruel.
Dude with a boner: Oh my god baby you're so hot!
Hot blonde Sweedish chick: So are you! (playing with his dick)
Dude with a boner: So this means I'm getting laid right?
Hot blonde Sweedish chick: Nope. (As she walks out of the room and drives home)
Dude with a boner: Man! She gave me such a dead dick!
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