dead log

Sexual intercourse with a person who is unconscious or otherwise incapacitated. Dead logging is often accomplished after a long night of drinking by the dead loggee.

Legal experts sometimes refer to this activity as "rape".

#1: "Dude, I spent all this money buying Emily drinks all night and then she just passed out before I could even kiss her. I should've just dead logged the bitch!"

#2: "You should've WHAT????"

#1: "You know... in other words... RAAAAPE!"

#2: "JESUS CHRIST, JOSH!"

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Dead log

A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.

Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.