Dead Sea

1. Male Infertility.

2. When a man's reproductive organs, especially the testicles, produce little to no semen, they can be referred to as a "Dead Sea" (as in a Dead Semen Producer).

1. The man's semen is like the Dead Sea: no sperm fishes can live in it.

2. Jill was hoping Dick's dick would explode, but instead she discovered Dick's dick was a Dead Sea.

3. Mary: "I feel bad for Jessica, she can't have kids with Albert's Dead Sea"

Joe: "Well, on the other hand, you can feel good for Albert: thanks to that DEAD SEA of his, he can sleep around without a condom".

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Dead Sea

a Jewish woman's waterbed

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dead sea

Dead sea is when your having sex in a bathtub or hot tub and the guy jizzes and it floats up to the top and the chick swallows it.

Ahh man that was the best dead sea ever I really love this chick.

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Dead sea pudding

Another word for man gravy, baby batter, nut-juice, cum, sperm.

Named so because of it's allegedly salty taste and consistency.

"Sarah got so worked up last night giving me head she had two servings of Dead sea pudding."

Dead Sea Syndrome

1) A one-sided relationship.

2) A situation between two individuals where one is always the giver and the other is always the taker.

3) The act of an exploiter or parasite

Taken from the Dead Sea in the Middle East in that waters flow into it, but nothing flows out. (i.e. it takes but never gives back)

I was a good friend to Adora but she was never one to me. She freely took from me but never gave back. It was your textbook Dead Sea Syndrome.

dead sea scroll

A turd that 'scribbles' on the bowl as it goes down... leaving indecipherable markings that clearly convey a message to those who follow along, even if a literal interpretation escapes them.

An underlying implication is that it's a massively smelly example that will surely 'kill' the sea to which it is no-doubt heading.

"Dude, someone just left a dead sea scroll in the can on our floor... I'd suggest using the one on the 5th floor unless you're ready to tackle the next chapter in sanskrit..."

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Dead Sea Fart Magic

When you let off a gassy fart that smells of sea salt and dead bodies in the bath.

Phwoaaar mate, that dead sea fart magic was a big one!