Deadbeat Loser

A hard footed wandering creature that seeks shelter under bridges and overpasses, often found masturbating to images of the flying dog from the Never Ending Story.

Man 1: Hey look it's a Hobo!
Man 2: Dont be so rude TW, it's a Deadbeat Loser
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: Hard soled creatures that masturbate to the dog from The Never Ending Story prefer the title "Deadbeat Loser"
Deadbeat Loser: Hey Man 1, please don't call me a Hobo