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DeadPool (Me) is the best hero
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Bad guy-killin' chimichanga-lovin' badass motherfucker
Wolverine wishes he was as cool as Deadpool
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A true hero. A merc who was cursed with terminal cancer he sold his body to the Weapon X proejct so that they could not only save his life but make him a hero. A project failure he was sent to a prison/asylum where he was tortured, he fell inlove with death and eventually escaped but forgot to bring his sanity
Squirrels and coconuts. You spent your whole pathetic life working to whip together this little reunion like a Martha Stewart on acid, figuring to break my spirit... and for a second, it worked... you did it... you had me ready to leap up and impale myself on the nearest circus midget. But then something happened... a synapse fired open and I had what born-agains and alcoholics like to call a 'moment of clarity'. You ever see that old cartoon with the squirrel who's trying to eat a coconut? Chuck Jones, I think... this retarded squirrel finds this coconut and thinks that he's hit the giant acorn motherload- only, he can't crack the nut. It's too hard. So he gets a jackhammer, he throws it down stairs, runs it over with a truck... nothing. Finally, he pushes this monster up a gazillion stairs all the way to the top of the Empire State Building, and heaves it. Crack. Slowly, the shell peels back... and you know what's inside? Another coconut shell. That squirrel is in cartoon hell. That squirrel is me. Every time I get a shot at saving the world, or doing right or waving the truth and justice flag instead of gutting a guy, I do it... and every time, I get the shaft for my trouble. Everytime, there's another coconut shell I gotta crack. But just like that retarded squirrel... in another month or so, the cartoon reruns, and I try again. You did mess up my head by showing me what a dirtbag I've been in my lifetime... but that doesn't change the fact that I still try to be better. I'm giving it a shot. At the end of the day, I'm winning- and I wouldn't have things any different. Except for you, Mercedes... and you only... what happened with you... that wasn't right. For that, I will always be sorry. I will always have a big fat hole in my soul. I know that doesn't make it any better... but I hope you understand: the me that is me now had to make big mistakes to make small progress. When you've lived a life like mine... the small victories are the ones that count. Just remember, when you're looking back in anger at this moment... you've got a second shot here, angel... use it. Don't end up like T-Ray and me. As for the rest of you.... ahem... I WOULDN'T APOLOGIZE TO YOU IF YOU THREATENED TO CONSIGN ME TO SPEND ALL ETERNITY SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE AND TRAPPED IN A ROSEANNE BARR/STAR JONES SANDWICH! I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD! IF I COULD, I'D KILL YOU AGAIN! THEN I'D GO BACK IN TIME AND IMPREGNATE YOUR MOTHERS TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE BORN... AND I'D KILL YOU AGAIN! SO IF YOU WANT ME TO TURN INTO SOME SORT OF BLEEDING HEART AND WEEP OUT AN APOLOGY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RIP IT OUT OF ME!!"- Deadpool
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Wade Wilson, known as the "merc with a mouth", is an anti-hero in Marvel Comics , more widely known as DeadPool. In an attempt to cure his cancer, intense genetic experiments turned Wade into a walking tumor while also giving him an enhanced healing factor, which kills his cancer as fast as it grows. A fan favorite, DeadPool's abilities include being a "master" assassin, being so unpredictable that even Taskmaster can't analyze his fighting style, teleportation, increased agility, super-healing (duh), and being able to break the fourth wall.
DeadPool is a BAMF
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Yeah, if you are looking for my definition in this dictionary, chances are that you just want to look just for shits and giggles. I don't blame you, I would like to see my own definition as well. So thank you for looking me up on UrbanDictionary.
Also, have a nice day :) ~ Deadpool
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Hello, I'm Deadpool. Obviously you know me but not much. So you're looking at my description here. Well the only thing that you need to know is I'm a hit with the ladies and men, I'm not discriminating and I'm a lean, mean, chimichanga chuggin' machine. I'm also a good buddy with Spider-man, can you see the resemblance, nah me too. And you may know me too from my big part in making humanity awesome. And If you can say hi to my Good'ol friend Wolvy. I haven't seen him since my game (the good one, what am I saying anything I'm in it's good) cause the studio didn't have enough budget for more than 2 X-men. Bye, Love you, thanks for watching Deadpool, you did watch it right? Go watch it.
Deadpool, Sexiest Man Alive.
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The act of pulling out, but getting off on the stomach. The result is a pool of your dead unborn in the belly button: a deadpool.
"Dude, are you using condoms?"
"Nah, we're just deadpooling."
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