Dean Teceno

Dean Teceno is a true and true Italian-American Hero. Born before words, wiser than Trees. Though on speculated, its thought he singlehandedly wiped the Ottoman Empire from history, and he once even built a church for the new community, which was promptly destroyed. He likes red pandas and dislikes Heath bars. He has gargantuan BALLS. He does not speak Dutch(canonically). Dean may let it mellow when it's yellow, but if it's brown, you can bet your ass he'll flush it down.

Me: yo Dean you wanna hop on xbob?

Dean Teceno: I just put a Wendy's burger in my pocket and I am heading downstairs.

Randin:

Danny: I have a bomb