When two black guys are having sex, and suddenly one of them dies.
Jamal died last night, the cops be sayin it was death by chocolate!
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The sickness you get after eating too much chocolate.
"Ugh, next Halloween I'll space out the raveging of my loot. I'm having death by chocolate."
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When a 400 pound black women sits on your face. Or possibly one of less weight..but equal fattness.
CSI SCENARIO:
Cop 1: The Deceased..
Cop 2: Verdict?
Cop 1: Death By Chocolate..
Cop 2: Have we got a murder weapon?
Cop 1: No, I believe its still attached to the suspect
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Shitting in a woman's mouth and then going into the act of sticking your dick down her throat until she chokes on your chocolate and dies.
I totally gave my girlfriend Death By Chocolate when I figured out she was cheating on me.
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n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.