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when one farts and it smells as if something has died and is in the process of decaying inside your rectum.
This type of fart usually clears out entire rooms and/or houses depending on how bad the said death fart is.
typically you want to avoid anyone who has death farts often, for they will more then likely stink.
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1."OMG! dude i just death farted in my house, we can't go back inside till its quarantined."
2."dude i had a death far earlier, i threw up a little in my mouth it was so bad."
"ha-ha dam wish i could have smelled it"
3."this old guy at the movies had a death fart and cleared the whole place out. i don't think he could smell it because he was the only one still watching the movie"
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The final gaseous emission from the lower loins, occuring at or about the exact time of death.
Man, I did the angry dragon on that ho, but realized I mussa snapper her neck cuz I heard dat DEATH FART come outter azz...
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A thick musky fart that when inhaled unknowingly a part of you dies inside.
Dude, after smelling your that Death Fart a part of me died.
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Flatulence released from the deepest depths of your bowels that it would suffocate 42 Apache Indians in a cave.
Holy shit Kristin you let out an Apache death fart in here roll down the windows!
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a) When your farts are already at a deadly level but it's as if your fart came to life and died again and leaked out of your butt hole.
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")
a) Chris: I just farted.
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!
b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**
**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!
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An extremely stinky release of foul gasses emitted from a persons ass. usually makes people sick and causes them to leave.
Mr. edpettit cut a vulcan death fart and half of the class left. He needs to improve his diet!
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The most honorable death cause. it can happen anywhere at any time for any reason. fart death is when you fart so hard that your intestines can't take it anymore and you die.
john: "sorry to hear that your grandpa died jhon"
jhon: "atleast he died a fart death"
john: "hell yeah"