Death Tits

deth titz
-noun
1. Breasts so ogreishly contemptible that a mere glance can indubitably motivate one to commit suicide.

Not so picky man: Dude, I'd tap that.

Man with any taste at all: Not me! She's sporting the most loathsome, grim, fusty, nauseating, tortuous death tits that I have ever seen.

Not so picky man: Yeah... Me either...

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Death Tit

A highly disturbing Photoshopped picture, despite its obvious fakeness. It can be found at snopes.com (Note that it's NOT called Death Tit there)

I felt physically sick after seeing Death Tit.

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