Death boner

The act of having an erection post-mortem, usually caused by hanging or some form of asphyxiation, also it is know to be the biggest, hardest boner one will experience in their lifetime (or death as the case may be).

Man, I saw Adelinas' ass in a bikini, that shit gave me the death boner!!

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death by boner

When you get a boner so hard that you die.

Man! Lauren was so hot that day and my boner was so hard! That I had a seizure and died. It was an epic death by boner bro.....I'm a ghost by the way teehe!

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Boner Death

An event, action, or person that takes the joy out of a good time.

We had awesome seats to see our favorite band at Hollywood Bowl, but the concert got rained out. What a boner death!

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