Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.

Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!

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