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National bang that Easy slut from Tinder/work day! You banged her the first night you met her, now it’s her Birthday, so bang her again.
She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
Dude look at that Dec 18 over there. What a classless hoe. She is getting used like a Dirty old hospital bike
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The day Jonghyun from Shinee died. Everyone listens to Replay all day to make them forget about any and every bad thing thats happened.
Shawol 1: did you know today is Dec 18?
Shawol 2: yeah.. I miss my bb Jonghyun :(
Shawol 1: you know what we’re gonna do all day
Today is dec 18 I have to give my girlfriend a kiss
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December 18th is actually Billie Eilish’s birthday so yeah
Person 1:Omg it’s dec 18
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: IT IS A GODS BIRTHDAY
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National pleasure you girlfriend day
“Hey baby it’s Dec 18”
“Yeah ik, get in the bed in gonna fuck you for hours”
National kiss a guy named Isaac day.
Dec 18 is national kiss any Isaac day
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National fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend day
Boy: hey wanna go fuck?
Girl: yeah! It's Dec 18 let's go!
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