Deep Chocolate

when a man takes a hot dump in a womans mouth then proceeds to shove his junk in her mouth causing the turd to go down her throat,(has bin outlawed in 32 states including most of the east coast)

guy:i gave my gf a deep chocolate last night

Friend:omg did she vomit?

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Deep fried chocolate pickle

A deep fried chocolate pickle is when you proceed with anal sex without proper preparation. You pull out and there’s shit on your dick. Then proceed to cover your shit covered dick in icee hot and stick it back in.

Hey man, you ever tried the deep fried chocolate pickle?

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