Deep Creek Belt Buckle

When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.

When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!

Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!

Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!

Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!