Deep Sea Fishing

To emulate a deep sea fishing rod by cupping your testicles and grasping your erected penis on Chatroulette.

Emmons: "Dude, Im deep sea fishing this guy!"
Pauly: "What? No way."
Emmons: "Hook. Line, & Sinker."
Pauly: "That's pretty gay."

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Deep Sea Fishing

When you gap a girls asshole and lube it up with marinara sauce. Then you feed a lengthy spaghetti into the asshole and slurp it up. In the last inches of the spaghetti the exit of the middle has to pop the asshole.

Dude, last night I went deep sea fishing in my girl.

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deep sea fishing

when a man gets his dick sucked under water

damn the bitch just went deep sea fishing in ya pool!

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Deep sea fishing

Deep sea fishing is when you get really drunk and hook up with a fat chick.

Your friend: (most likely after a keg stand) He walks over to the fattest chick he has the best chances with and proceeds to hook up with her.

You: The next day show him pictures of the whale he landed!

This is deep sea fishing

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deep sea fishing

First off this is the most sick thing ever. A man shoves an octopus (live mind you) into his female partners vagina. He then proceeds to have intercourse while the live octopus is still there.

Yesterday, I went deep sea fishing.

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Deep Sea Fishing Lure

The earrings that are aptly known as "guages". They're for catching Fat women, and underage emo chicks.

Dude, that guy has deep sea fishing lures. What a toolbag.

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if i were a deep sea fish

1. Title of a strange childish drawing Kail Paradox drew and is now it the rehersal studio for Stuck On Planet Earth

2. gaia user

3. Something to think about.

If I were a deep sea fish, I'd be part chiasmodon.

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