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It is a lot of love that you cannot hold it in your arms. Instead you have to share it with the people around you.
Google translates deep love into many languages but it really means something that makes life so enjoyable.
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Deep Love is when you love someone so much you feel the need to know everything about them. Everything. Their friends, their family, their hobbies, their taste in movies music and more, their every waking move. And to form your life around theirs.
Works pretty well as a euphemism for stalking. May not be "stalking" but "getting to know you" if target returns the affection. May become stalking again if target learns the extent of the obsession, gets scared and wants out.
Similar to hacking, spy-craft, and corporate information campaigns in method. More well intentioned in intent though often not in effect.
Melody: "Hey Joe, how does Mike know that 'Sharron' person?"
Joe: "What do you mean? Who is 'Sharron'?"
Melody: "Well, when I took Mike home last night 'cause he was too drunk to drive I checked all his outgoing phone messages."
Joe: "What? That's stalker-y!"
Melody: "You just don't understand! I'm in love! Deep Love!"
Kevin (watching Mike): "What is Mike doing?"
Gerald (same): "He's measuring how tall Sharon is. Again"
Kevin (perplexed): "Sharon isn't here and he just got here."
Gerald: "But she was here. He's comparing her height to the tree. I heard he was making a dress."
Kevin: "What?"
Gerald: "Deep Love, man. Deep Love."
Kevin: "WHAT!?"
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its a rubber ring you out around your penis when you want to do it up the butt cuz the pussy is gettin old and you want to try new things for male or female your choice and it is usually 3 inches wide and its there if your penis is too long and you dont want to poke those vital organs
Last night i had sex with a hooker and she told me to put on the not so deep love dounut cause my penis was to long to fit in her ass. It cost me $450 to do her. I hate this damn town. It's too expensive.
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A feeling of love that feels just like when you go to the ball pit at Chuckie Cheese and sink all the way to the bottom, and nobody can find you. Featured on the Cleveland Show.
"Scottie Pippin, do you know how deep in love I am?"
"How Deep?"
"I'm Talkin' 'bout balls deep, balls deep in love"
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My deep south love pouch needs some lovin. It is like a slip and slide down there.
When three men in a public restroom draw on each other’s dicks before circlejerking in the handicapped stall. Before the climax they must scream “NO HOMO” in unison.
Me and my two homies did the No Love Deep Web today, it was awesome! No homo tho.