Defendantly Drunk

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"