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Delaware County is a middle class county situated next to Philadelphia County. It is home to a generally Irish Roman Catholics, whose economic and educational status gradually declines as a person moves from North to South in the county. In the Radnor and Ardmore sections of "Delco" the incomes, educational levels are high. But if one moves south, he encounters a decline in civilized behavior. Central locations like Drexel Hill and Havertown are home to many professionals, and Philadelphia businessmen. However, districts closer to Baltimore Pike and Route 476 have become well known for their high levels of trailer trash hookers, wiggers, degenerates, and uneducated white people (e.g. Ridley, Interboro, Aldan, and Eddystone)And while Delaware County is dominantly Caucasian, the state of mind is often considered "decidedly hood rat". To complicate matters, the absolute most southern point in Delaware County is Chester, a community composed of African Americans. This portion of the county, compromised of citizens of a different skin color, has never set well with the toothless inbreeds of Eddystone and Briar Cliff, who are abundantly racist, uneducated, tattooed, and addicted to marijuana and other illegal substances, and wear Timberland Boots (purchased at 69th Street Terminal), Beater (purchased at TJ Maxx in Springfield, Kohls on Baltimore Pike, Modells Baltimore Pike, or any local Ross Dress for Less TM), and a pair of excessively long and baggy shorts of the Jordan Brand
"Yo homie, lets go ride majestically into Springfield with the rest of our gangster friends from Briar Cliff and show all those pussies how hood rat south Delaware County is."
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1) A county located in Pennsylvania filled with uneducated douchebags and train wrecks known as people
I live in Delaware County where people are useless and the clock always stops at douche.
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Place where a bright young student is broken repeatedly. Resistance is futile. Jesus will win your soul.
Delaware County Christian school taught me how to hate myself more affectively.
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A school full of rich white kids and international students. The teachers stay for a maximum of 5 years before leaving for a better position at another school so they no longer have to live on the two cents per year DCCS pays them. Wastes humongous amounts of time in class praying or preaching instead of teaching the material.
Person 1: Hey, I heard your sister goes to Delaware County Christian School!
Person 2: She graduated last year and is now a strong atheist.
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never have i met a group of students that made me worry for the future of american youth. i’ll give you $100 if you enjoy yourself here
person: you go to delaware county christian school?
me: yeah
person: i’m so sorry
Delaware County Christian School are a bunch of huge douche bags.
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A suburb in PA close to chester,PA and about 30 mins southwest of Philadelphia. Full of stuck up girls mostly with theyre parents money who are all sluts.
I just banged this girl from delaware county. She was such a biotch.