The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.
Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
He is a big brolick black dude named fucking Demetrius
And heβs also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese
Bro Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James lll Is chasing me
The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
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A man that is in a gang with Quandale Dingle, a hardcore gang leader that is rumored to lve in your mothers house, also he loves flamin hot cheeto puffs and trying to ride the neighborhoods new dogs.
Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomeu James III Junior