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Demitry is a lovely person. He cares for his friends and is always there. Can be cute at times but also annoying. Normally very lazy. Sometimes needs to get his ass kicked into gear. But overall someone well worth knowing. If you know a Demitry keep them in your life as long as you can.
He's so sweet almost like Demitry.
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Your Happy and Energetic Best friend! A Demitrious is a good person who'll stick with you with through tough situations. He'll trust everyone and gives everybody second chances maybe even thirds. He's Sweet, Kind and Funny on occasion but can be very cringe sometimes. A Demitrious will stick with who he loves till Death. The only eay to get rid of a Demitrious is by pushing him away. He won't always make the right decisions but when he does it'll always be worth it. Demitrious might not have the bestt memory but he tries to remember what's important. If you're in Love with a Demitrious you should be proud to have someone who'll never leave you. Demitrious will overtime change to what he thinks you'll like. If you want to try and have your original Demitrious back be as silly as he is. You'll both have fun! If your Demitrious seems weird talk things out with him.
The coolest mother fuckers ever to have been born. A Demitri has a deep laugh like mother fucking Santa Claus, except Demitri's won't deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really fucking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother fucking sky at midnight. A Demitri has hair like mother fucking Goldilocks, except a Demitri's hair is brown, so I guess you'd call them all mother fucking Sepialocks.
Holy shit! Look at the sky! It's Santa Claus! There's no way that could be a Demitri because Demitri's are way too cool for that shit.
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Demitri is a type of friend which everyone should have. He is sometimes retarded but in the best way possible. He is a funny, caring and overall amazing person to be friends with. He is one of a kind and is an alright basketball player. Be careful not to mess with him or else he will fuck you up.
Oh my gosh i wish i had a friend who would fight my enemies
Oh that’s right i can go get Demitri
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A Nickname for the molecule N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. It is commonly known as DMT, the spirit molecule. It is naturally found in the human body and other plants in nature in small amounts. The human body releases this substance at birth, death, and near death experiences. DMT is also believed to play a role in dreaming.
I went on a journey with my boy Demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like Hindu gods, I was trippin balls.
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These are some of the best friends you could ever ask for, they love telling jokes and having fun. They may seem really happy but make sure to check on them because they need help with sadness from time to time. Demitri's make some of the best boyfriends because they are soft and caring more than a lot of people. They know how to treat a girl properly and can always make her smile. If a Demitri ever opens up to you this is because they really trust you, do not take advantage of them because they can get back 10 fold. Overall Demitri's are good people who make great friends.
Hey it's Demitri! I hope he's been having a good day.
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An individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he assures of.
Person: Good god, Alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!
Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.
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