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A party that consists of two warring groups. The first have known as blue dog conservative democrats consisting of 2 dollar whores who suckle the corporate interests and bathe in the corruption created in the absence of liberal red cat republicans and the extinction of moderate republicans long purged by the ghost of Ronald Reagan to fuel his inevitable resurrection for the end of days
The second half consisting Liberal Progressives who hold the Radical Idea of maintaining government for the people, working class, and using tax dollars to maintain a functioning government instead, the Wealthy Feudal Corporate Overlords and a Industrial Military Complex as decreed by the Natural Order.
One need not fear such an event occurring so long as the Republicans and the Blue Dogs(aka Diet republicans). Maintain the facade of a 2 party democracy to protect the Oligarchy. Such protections include democrats bending over backwards to bipartisanly give republicans 99% of what they desire, tax breaks for the wealthy, Pay to prevent Progressive movements, DarkMoney, Gas lighting , Voter suppression, Media Blackouts, Calling people who worked in the Civil and Women's rights Movements racists or sexist.
Democratic Party loves to Gas Light Progressives
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A worthless political party filled with idiotic morons that voted for a racist b word. They hate Republicans just because they are smart and they know things that illegal president Joe Biden doesn't. And besides, did anyone see Biden falling up the stairs?
List of Democrats
Joe Biden
Barack Obama
Kamayla Harris
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
The Democratic Party is a group of Communists. (True fact)
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A party that largely makes accurate decisions while maintaining an open mind and aids in the lives of everyone.
"Did you go to that kegger?"
"Nah, I went to a Democratic Party."
"That's wicked gay!"
"They gave out free abuse flyers!"
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The party voted for by the confused people of the United States, who also hate themselves. Usually likes to invade your life so you never have any fucking moment to yourself. They also love to raise your taxes by 100000% so they can fund shitty feminist SJW programs that will probably fail anyway. They are usually comprised of either men who are chronically unable to find a romantic partner and are as charming as a tired boxer dog or women who look like they could double as E.T. or the terminator with their exotic hair colours and lack of a balanced diet and could use an exercise once in a while.
DemocRat: *sniffle sniffle* 'So anyway, did you vote for Joe shiten, the Democratic Party nominee?'
Normal person: 'No you fucking neanderthal idiot, I voted Don the boss'.
DemocRat: 'Ok' *sniffle sniffle*
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is the current power in US politics. They currenty own 57 of the senators, the White House, and hold 234 seats in the House.
Oldest running Political Party in US History. Tend to vote Left of Moderate.
Given power of the White House after former President Bush. This might be related to his 2 terms in office where he actually increased the size of goverment and increased spending, the opposite of his Party's ideas.
Democratic Party holds the majority of miniorites in US, including homosexuals, immigrants, African Americans, Hispanics, etc.
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A group that masquerades as a political party. It is comprised of social justice warriors, snowflakes, racists, gender-sensitive cretins, and all manner of mentally ill individuals.
Without the Democratic Party, the United States of America would be a much better place.
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One of the 2 dominant parties in the United States. Out of the 2 the Democrat Party seems to be more hypocritical and less unifying, as seen in Bidens' speech that took place a few days ago, he was being so divisive whist pretending he was unifying.
"I'm a part of the Democrat Party"
"ok"
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