Denbatron 3000

A Denbatron 3000, also known as the Denbatronicus 3000 (Latin), is a special breed of ranga found only in rural parts of NSW, Australia. There are only very few left in the wild, with the majority held in captivity. If you come across one in the wild, retreat slowly until you are out of it’s ranga radiation. Too much time spent in a Denbatron 3000 radiation area will cause rangaisation, a process which slowly turns your hair red at the roots, turning you into a fucking weirdo. Rangaisation is reversible, but involves a lengthy process in which your hair will fall out, making you look like a chemo patient. The wild Denbatron is a scavenger, and won’t normally attack unless provoked, but once bitten, extreme medical attention is required immediately.

Ah yes, the wild Denbatron 3000 stalks it’s prey: an underaged girl from Sydney named Laura.