der ferk

Der ferk is a cleaner replacement for what the fuck. Used in mixed company, like in front of parents or teachers.

Dude, I got a 98 on that math test!
Der ferk? You stayed out partying last night, how'd you pull that off?

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Vert der Ferk

The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.

IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”

vert der ferk

Swedish Meatball for What The Fuck?!?

Vert der ferk !!!!?!?? MOM ! Why would you flush my sack of fine China white heroin??

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