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Desert Vista High School

The best school in Ahwatukee. Also, known as the school with really hot girls and a small amount of guys giving it a ratio of 10:1. Half the kids in the parking lot have nicer cars then the teachers, which makes it easy to see that the kids get anything they want from mommy and daddy. School spirit is less then mediocre, even when our teams kick ass. Its basically overpopulated with smart kids, and Asians who get perfect SAT scores. And to top it all off Senior year is pointless, and everyone can't wait to get the hell out...

Ahwatukee meets the O.C...but better!:)

by Julie and Kim!! February 9, 2005

209πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


Desert Vista High School

the richest school in tukee .. where the girls are all taneroxics and abercrombie is a major addiction. Every kids car is worth more than your parents. The guys think their tough shit and over half smoke themselves out daily. The other half of the school is extremely smart kids who make the school look just fantastic .. with perfect SAT's and adv. calc classes .. Desert Vista normally dominates in sports and still has little school spirit

Tukee meets the O.C wannabe

by BMILLES February 10, 2005

176πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Desert Vista High School

A school full of lame ass white kids who get whatever they want at the drop of a dime. Lots of barbies and kens who love their Dutch Bros. Most of these kids are driving nicer cars then their parents and teachers! Terrible school spirit & even worse β€œpep assemblies”. Very rich & they think their the shit because their parents are loaded af

Student: Hey remember that incident of those racist white girls spelling nigger on their shirts?Damn I forgot which school that was at..

DV student: Oh that was at my school, Desert Vista High School .. wait a second I WAS IN THAT PHOTO!

by beckywiththegoodhaiirrrr March 8, 2019

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Desert Vista High School

the most ridiculous school on the planet that has the gayest rules ever invented: i.e. no ketchup without buying fries in the extremely overpriced cafeteria. it also includes a demonic ex-olympian principal & psychotic security guards that will hunt you down for dress code, cell phone use, not using a parking pass, or returning to campus late. the classes at this school are mainly pointless, with many teachers that are paid to sit in their classrooms & not know what they're talking about. it's a good place to go if you like hating school.

"oh you go to Desert Vista High School?"
"yeah"
"dude that sucks"
"i know."

by _sloane August 13, 2008

62πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Desert Vista High School

the snobbiest fakest place on earth you could ever go to school, everyone walks around like they're god. impossible to make friends and if youre new you get treated like crap. the end. if you're thinking about going to school there, save yourself(unlike i did)

i hate desert vista high school

by uhhmm March 2, 2010

44πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Desert Vista High School

Whole bunch of pussy ass bitches, the men are fuckboys and the girls are sluts. Everyone is addicted to drugs and fake gang bangs

Going to desert vista high school automatically makes you a bitch

by claysnuts December 16, 2019


Desert Vista High School

It's like tolly gay

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

desert vista high school

by herpherpderpderp September 27, 2010

16πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž