Desert Fever

People who are only attracted to people of Arab Descent.

That girl has a case of Desert Fever

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Desert Fever

Desert fever is the uncontrollable sexual urge towards people of the middle eastern descent. It should be noted that not all middle eastern people live in desserts, however some might.

Also not all those under the effects develop an actual fever. But their blood flow and body temperature might rise slightly and they might develop a liking for shawarma and falafel.

Stacy: "that guy looks like Aladdin... My panties are wet."

Monica: "Stacy, you definitely have desert fever."

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Desert Fever

When a group of homeless men proceed to ejaculate onto a impressive ginger beard

(Ronzo) What are you doing tonight
(Kadin) I'm going to be the centre piece for a desert fever party

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desert fever

After you had a big night out and no sleep and hungover as hell, you may get desert fever. Symptoms include: complete lack of motivation; laughing for long periods at small things; swearing; trouble controlling the volume of your voice; tremmors; incoherent sentences; not finishing sentences; may have bruises and/or cuts. Best experienced with fellow sufferers.

fuck im fucken fucked, i need to go to the thing to get the shit cos its all over the carpet. yeah the stuff u know..... desert fever...what a cunt

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