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n. A male who is selected, before weekend activities begin, to be the booty call for the night. The designated dick is similar to a fuck buddy and friends with benefits but does not necessarily mean that he is either one of those. This predetermined male does not have an obligation to party with or see the female earlier in the day. Designated Dick only means that at the end of the night the male will leave or meet up with the female to participate in sexual activities.
"I need to make sure I have my designated dick situated so I know I'm getting it in this weekend."
"Gotta have my designated dick this weekend to make up for this awful week!"
A penis that has previously had sex while wearing a luxury condom.
Chad: Bro, i fucked her with a Gucci condom on.
Charlie: Ahhhh shit... you got a Designer Dick!
A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.
"My week has been soooo fucking stressful I need to get in touch with my Designated Dick"