Desk Dome

Fellatio performed in conjunction with the act of doing homework.

Guy: Man, all this homework is killing me. I need a stress reliever, but I don't have any time.
Girl: Hmm, I can fix that problem.

Guy: Really? How so?
(girl kneels down)
Girl: Just keep doing your work.
(girl performs blowjob)
Guy: Thanks for the desk dome!!

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Bro-Desk Dome

when one male performs passionate, unforgettable fellatio on another male. Males tend to be in a complete bromance.
Generally used for stress relief.

Bro 1: Dude, I've been doing this paper allll day and it's killing me.
Bro 2: Dude, I know exactly what you need.
(Bro 2 pulls down Bro 1's pants and performs oral)

Bro 1: Brooooo thanks for the bro-desk dome, that was perfect.
Bro 2: We straight bruh, we straight. :DDD