Desk Pop

The act of firing your weapon into the air while sitting down at your desk.

*gunshot*
Hoitz: SHOTS FIRED! What the hell are you doing?!
Gamble: I did my first Desk Pop! It's a real thing, right?
Hoitz: A deskpop?!?
Gamble: Yeah!
Hoitz: What are you, a moron?!?!

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Desk Pop

The act of firing your gun while sitting at your desk.

I performed my first desk pop today.

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Desk Pop

Phrasal Verb: A sordid act which stimulates additional adrenaline during the action of pleasuring oneself at their desk, and the frenzied, high-octane, clean-up process thereafter. Similar to a Danger Wank, but exclusively for office or classroom settings.

1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.

John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work?

Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!

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Desk Pop

The act of masturbating at work or on the job. Most liking done in the privacy of the employee bathroom.

Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.

Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.

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Desk Pop

When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.

Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.

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Desk pop

Accidentally firing your weapon in a video game / giving away your position to the other team. It’s a reference to a scene from “The Other Guys” when Will Ferrell fires his pistol into the ceiling of his office.

I pulled a desk pop while looting.

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Desk-pop

Having a boner under a desk.

She passed by, then I had a desk-pop.

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