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A twice-appeared character from the former MTV sock-puppet show, Sifl & Olly. Deuce was third in a line of "guests" being interviewed in a segment about "Guys Who Auditioned to Be the Drummer for KISS." He represented a panda. It was revealed by the end of the interview that he never actually played drums before, but studies the ancient folklore of the panda. You can find this episode on a DVD collection of Sifl & Olly episodes.
"I am Deuce Loosely and I know everything about pandas."
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To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.
3. see cameltoe
1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.
2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.
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I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"
A turd that is anywhere except for in the toilet or in a person.
1.
Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!
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first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.
second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?
first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.
Diarrhea, liquid shit, wet fart
Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.
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